Citizen Dog by Mark O'Hare for March 12, 2023

OK, a spoon can stand up in it, but will it dissolve the spoon? Need to see that before it passes

There’s nothing like a cup of sludge in the morning. Thanks, but I’ll stick with my Pepsi.

Good morning, cleo, sugar, Fellow Baby & the rest of the CD gang!

This is hard to swallow, huh?

Be glad you’re not living in outer space ordering Darjeeling, darling! That stuff in the surroundings of Alpha Centauri is so solid the inhabitants there are called the EAT-TEAs…

Now thats a stiff cup of coffee!

Served with a fork instead of a spoon. So you can stab at it to keep it in the cup.

Good morning Mudd.

Can I use it for an oil change?

A bloop never is a good sign of what fuels the day ahead.

Just stir it until the spoon dissolves.

Good morning Citizens of Dog.

“Good to the last BLORP!”

Paging Doc Toon and his DTWFNC!

Use it to recoat the driveway.