The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 25, 2005
Transcript:
Mort: What the...?? Gnome five...respond! Gnome six...respond! Respond!! Respond! Ms. Overdunne!! Mort here. Sorry to bother you on a holiday, but the surveillance lawn gnomes are goin' completely nuts! They're not responding to any of my commands...and they're....they're gathering!! Ms. Overdunne: Gathering? Gnomes: Silent night...holy night...all is calm....all is bright.... Mort, the security supervisor, works the Christmas-day shift at Elderpark: