The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 01, 2006
Transcript:
Boone: Is that the Professor's grandson? The General: Nope. He's starting off the New Year by becoming a foster grandparent. The Professor: And what is that? Boy: That's a zebra. The Professor: And tell me...what is that big animal? Boy: Uh...that's an elephant. The Professor: And this? That's a duck, professor. The Professor: And what is this little... Boy: Fostergrandpa...let's play catch instead... The Professor: Why? We just got started, little guy. Boy: I think you really need to figure out what these animals are by yourself.