Oh, welcome to our hotel. would you mind letting us know before you check out? Grim reaper: Hey thats my line! hee hee! haw haw
Wait…. I thought Death’s line was “I’ll let you know when you’re going to check out.”
Death never checks out….though I’ve heard he takes a holiday.
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
It’s not a hotel, it’s actually a dead & breakfast.
Must be the Hotel California, ‘We are programmed to receive. You can check out any time you like, But you can never leave!’
Any motel can be a roach motel…….
I often watch “Hotel Impossible” on Travel Channel (yes, I KNOW I watch too much TV) because I watch while I do other stuff, being here alone.
Maybe the manager (who does look rather like Basil) should have killed that joke, lest it be the death of him.
Dan Thompson
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Wait…. I thought Death’s line was “I’ll let you know when you’re going to check out.”
Death never checks out….though I’ve heard he takes a holiday.
x_Tech over 10 years ago
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
MotherOfMoses over 10 years ago
It’s not a hotel, it’s actually a dead & breakfast.
Ronal Kerbo Premium Member over 10 years ago
Must be the Hotel California, ‘We are programmed to receive. You can check out any time you like, But you can never leave!’
Godfreydaniel over 10 years ago
Any motel can be a roach motel…….
vldazzle over 10 years ago
I often watch “Hotel Impossible” on Travel Channel (yes, I KNOW I watch too much TV) because I watch while I do other stuff, being here alone.
The Rolling Cat over 10 years ago
Maybe the manager (who does look rather like Basil) should have killed that joke, lest it be the death of him.