Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 17, 2014

What in the heck was Agent X thinking?

(mumbled sound of Brewster’s speech:) "I thow ou sed to arry e faming tong) – Translation: “I thought you said to carry the flaming tongues!”…..

Brewster must’ve been Triple Dog Dared!

He’s triple something.

So “Dumb and Dumber” are the same person?

The highlights video shows his tongue stuck to the torch and his hair on fire.

That’s ok I still like you Brewster. You can wrestle with me anytime. You are the definition of a real man.

Hard to do with a plastic handle, Brewster . . . ☻

It’s a funny (if over-obvious) joke… but it’s a torch: wouldn’t the handle be warm?

In Kyoto they have a relay race with 200 lb torches. Takes 6 guys to race these big burning things across the finish line. Exciting.

An Olympic torch long-stretch route crossed in front of my aunt’s place. No people, no press, just a truck driving by. whee…phhbt..Other torch carries are just image ops. Or in the case of BREW image OOPsies. Even with his tongue stuck to the torch our guy still looks more athletic than Gweedo.

Proudly =\= intelligently.

Hey, why don’t we take that idea and run with it….Let’s have winter Olympics someplace where it gets cold and snowy in the winter…Seriously, Sochi has palm trees? Vancouver had no snow….Does International Falls need a new arena? I’d suggest the UP, but they would just wreck the place…..Besides, Michiganers kind of think of it as a spare state, you know, in case we wreck the lower one….It’s lookin’ like we may need it………………………………

……BTW, anybody want to take Detroit off our hands?…We’ll even throw in all the great music….Maybe we can trade it for something like we did with Toledo….Hell, we gave Toledo to Ohio and in exchange we got the western UP… That’s the kind of deal I’m talkin’ about…, in exchange for Debtrot, I mean Detroit, think we could get Manitoulin Island? Hell, I’d settle for Cockburn Island…Hey, hey! It’s pronounced Co-burn Island…Geeze, You guys…..