The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 10, 2014

That’s eggsactly what happened.

That’s gonna leave a mark!

There, there, you’ll get over it … easy.At least she’s come out of her shell.

She was a gamete little girl, but it looks like it’s all ova now.

Deviled of defiled, either way it’s a waste of a good egg. Fried is best.

Two more for the pot of holy water.

can i get some of that with alittle bacon and toast on the sydow

There had been trouble ever since she met that boy next door; he was a bad egg.

Best Food(s) comment so far!

Very Kraft(y) reply.

Perhaps call on St. Benedict?

Is Hollandaise a saint or just a sauce?

I was thinking Newegg.com

She’s only half of her normal self.

Eggcellent comments on this!!

WHAT THE SHELL IS HAPPENING?

Looks like a case for Iron Chef at Scotland Yard.Another Jack the Ripper is about

Remember, when seconds count, the king’s horses and men are only minutes away.

As Joan Baez put it in her song, “Diamonds and Rust”:

…And there you stayedTemporarily lost at seaThe Madonna was yours for freeYes THE GIRL ON THE HALF-SHELLWould keep you unharmed…

Booooo

OMG!! Best run of one liners EVER! Totally cracked me up!

There’s more to her than meets the Ei.

Haha! XD And she’s delicious! (っ˘ڡ˘ς)