Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 05, 2014

After all the money I spent on plastic surgery?

Please keep in mind that inside every old(ish) person there is a Kid wondering what happened. So which age do you mean… the chronological age or the inside kid age? both are real and both are valid.

“But then I couldn’t buy drinks in bars.”

“The van Burens never heard of me and don’t know we’ve broken into their house.”

That question is the same as when your wife asks, “Does this make me look fat?”

I’m sure she has homework to do.

If she did her phoney id would be worthless and she went to all the trouble of getting it.

“Middle aged? Honey, people don’t live to be 160.”About what Henry Fonda said in ON GOLDEN POND

I freely admit to being 76, but there is NO WAY that I would want to act the way most people would expect at my age. Have had no plastic surgery (not even injections yet) but I was recently on TMZ live when I commented on Skype regarding that. I take good care of myself and have a handsome new lover of 70.

Paraphrased from Terry Pratchett. I think ‘The Last Continent’.

As long as it’s over the age of consent.

Hy Eisman told me he used to do lots of pencil pages for Vince Colletta, who told him, “Do a lot of closeups,” and “If a woman is crying, do a large eye with a tear.”