Pluggers by Rick McKee for February 24, 2014

Personally, I’d say the fly is the most important… followed by wallet, then keys.

Teeth in mouth? Oh, wait, that’s Senior Pluggers!

WAit – since when do Pluggers care about the fly being up when driving? When they arrive, maybe, but while the car is moving?

Spectacles, testicles, wallet and keys.

…all the important checklist items!

Oh, so many times the crazy result when I have checked just 2 of 3.

She must have known Winston Churchill, (I.e. his reply to ‘Clemmie’, when he received her note advising that his fly was undone—’a dead bird will never fall from its nest).

Yeah, I hitch up my jeans too.

Well, as we get olderFirst we forget namesthen we forget facesnext we forget to zip upthen we forget to un-zip.I haven’t reached that last stage yet.

I love my bi-focals My dentures fit fineMy hearingaid’s lovelyBut I do miss my mind.

I’ve got a 40+ kid who’d leave his head behind if it weren’t screwed on. OTOH, he’ll go NOWHERE without his symbiote, err, phone.

Always remember, XYZ. Examine Your Zipper!!!