Garfield by Jim Davis for April 23, 2014

Garfield REALLY needs to not only stop destroying bathroom scales, but go on a diet.

I had a window hammock for my cats near my bed years ago. Whenever one particular cat would jump from the hammock onto my bed, I suspect seismographs detected it.

And yet that LITTLE TREE BRANCH supported all of Garfield’s weight all by it’s self…

So, that’s how sink holes are started.

My husband and I used to have a 25-lb. cat. One time the cat was sitting on our headboard while we were getting ready for bed. After we got under the covers the cat leapt…and landed on my husband…well, guess where. Ouch.

Don’t complain, Garfield, he caught you, didn’t he? As for trees, in the backyard of our small apartment building (6 units), we have maple, cedar, fir, and oak. The thing I love about Barrie is that there are lots and lots of trees.

OH , you poor branch !

diet time!

Garfield is a cat! They usually land on their feet. I’m surprised Garfield didn’t know that.

I’m waiting for a good catch phrase to come along.

Wheeeeeee… Thump!

xxx

I usually see deciduous.

cat version of the thing.

Just guessing but I bet Garfield weighs about oh I don’t know maybe 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 pounds.

In case you’re wondering where I’ve been, I’ve been at my house…OK, OK, I’ll be serious. I’ve been SUPER addicted to Pokemon X and Y (in case you’re wondering, I’m playing Y version), have gotten into some animated series such as Bravest Warriors, Invader Zim (GIR rules, LOL), Sgt. Frog, and have just started to watch T.U.F.F. Puppy. I have also been catching up on the Archie Sonic Comics (Missed 75% of the “Worlds Collide” story arc sniff). Also, school’s been a nightmare for me, and I’ve been sick lately. Well, that’s all I have to say. Peace!

Jon has no reaction…

hahaha…