Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 26, 2014

Myths and mystery math?

Well, there are ice volcanoes on Saturn’s moon, Titan, and the polar vortex has been around for at least 50 years, so…

I’ve got an Uncle Ed up on Orr’s Island, Maine, who just turned 93. Wonder if he knows Cap’n Eddie…

Polargators on a Plane! Call economist Samuel Jackson for advice to get them off!

Makes more sense than Economic Rationalism.

Another tail ex-planed..

What the heck is “Dangah”?

Curtis MathewsMight sound bettah as danjah.

An economist (I am told) is someone who sees something working in fact and cannot rest until he/she find out how it works in theory.

He has a future as a government scientist too….

sounds like the Koch bros have a gold mine wating to be fleeced with Eddie here. to help finish off the rest of us. The Republican spin machine could teach Eddie a few things though. like how opening his mouth is a sure sign of lies, ignorance and the ease of getting over the Right wingers.

and here i thought BS was just Republican “talking point”.

Eddie proves that not all ignorant folks are rednecks, what with that Northern “accent”, lol

Well ruther.

“That wasn’t a compliment.”Cue the Smothers Brothers!

When you are almost completely in another world any cynical view is a compliment…..

“Canuckistan” – LOL!

Or an environment alist whacko. The great lakes are covered in 80% ice, a new record. Darn that global warming.

Instead of an economist I was put in the mind of young earth creationist.

Makes some of our Government’s bail out plans seem ALMOST feasible…….Borrow 7 T use it to do a whole bunch of nothing and say we are gaining!

Captain Eddy for chair of the IPCC! He’s perfect for the job!

The “URP” Thanks! was a compliment on the payh, eh?

Excuse me did you just burb. You are suppose to say excuse me. Where are your manners. Miss Manners I hope you are paying attention.

Ah, yes, the mythical polar vortex, or as everyone calls it, a cold day.

If the pilot reported what he saw out the windshield, air traffic control would probably assume he was drunk — again!

William Shatner is aboard and trying to convince a stewardess that there’s a polar bear and crocodile on the wing.