Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 07, 2014

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    Allen Rymer  almost 11 years ago

    These guys are crying about spilt milk….what an udder crying shame.

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    Varnes  almost 11 years ago

    What did chickens ever do to cows? At least now we know why they crossed the road…To get out of the cross fire….That’s right…I’m gonna milk it for all it’s worth…And I mean whole milk…The full 4% stuff!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    They outnumber the steer, but they’re too chicken to attack.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I don’t blame them…. they’re small, and unarmed.

    They’d have to create weapons from scratch…

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    The_Notorious_Infidel  almost 11 years ago

    That just seems like a Mad Cow, to me.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    roll eyes, roll

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    ttom2 Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Got milk?

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    SunflowerGirl100  almost 11 years ago

    Those chickens are too chicken to fight back.

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    ant  almost 11 years ago

    Damn chickens!

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    ke4jhj  almost 11 years ago

    The chickens could “shell” the cows but that would just be “egging” the cows on to further retaliation which would be “udderly” ridiculous!

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Didn’t Frank Chu get in trouble over anudder joke like this? . . . ☻

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 11 years ago

    This one is very like a “Far Side”, which is certainly something to crow about………..

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    vldazzle  almost 11 years ago

    I’d like to see eggcelent retaliation from the birds!

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    ossiningaling  almost 11 years ago

    Not to worry. She’s firing milk duds.

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