Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 12, 2014

The verb “retch” starts with an R.Maybe Bucky is just calling him a wretch. Again.

Bucky is so right here.

We’ve perceived that can be picked up in one piece, it does not drip, and …. NaRF!What was I saying?

Bucky, the voice of reason. I guess next pigs will fly.

Oh Bucky, what a great (last) statement!

Satchel is on a see-food diet.

How about Sense, Perceive, Eat, Wretch? That’s S.P.E.W.

$8 bucks for a pack of cigretts…quit now, for Petes sake 1951 .25 cents a pack

Well considering that dogs used to be wolves, I’d say that dogs like Satchel are devolving.

Gotta love Bucky.

Satchel’s just being a dog. I’ve never known a dog that wouldn’t eat the most disgusting-looking things off the street.

Hey, I love you guys on this thread. What a joy!The strip mentions “Evolve” and nobody’s trying to start an argument about Liberals or Creationists or anything.

To quote from Ratatouille, “If you learn to muscle your way through the gag reflex, all kinds of food possibilities open up for you.”

For dogs, it’s all in the smell. If is smells, it is edible. And, as we bred dogs from wolves, the puppy part of their nature was kept. Dogs are really immature wolves.

Sounds about right for regulated dealer in the major cities in Wisconsin and much of the northeast, but I think for the rest of the country it’s like $5-6. I hear they’re up to $14 in NYC. You can get them cheaper in many places.

Remember kids and pets. Evolution does not produce the strongest, the smartest, or the fastest. If it did, we would all be genius olympians and smart enough to know not to reproduce. If anything, evolution tends to produce “good enough” averages while toying with the extremes.

Ah see, I was right! PEW!

Yeah, one of my points against evolution too, there are so many creatures out there that are far to clumsy or stupid to have evolved, and some far to smart or advanced to have not been designed.