Sluggo: So SHE says,"How LAZY can you be?" And I say,"I don't think I've hit my potential yet!" And I laugh! And SHE gets all MAD, and...I mean...YA KNOW?! Right?? WOMEN?! RIGHT? RIGHT! THANK YOU! Finally! Someone who understands!
Feed a dog and he’ll love you. Reminds me of the joke the great George Jessel told. Arguing with his sister about her wastrel boy friend, the sister declares that he is so good that dogs chase after him and lick his hands. Jessel replies, well if he’d wipe his hands after eating a meal that wouldn’t happen.
Had an idea of performing “A Fellow Needs a Girl” with my wife and one of the dogs. I would do all the singing, about how a man needs a woman to listen to him, believe in him, etc. On the final line, “My kind of girl is you,” I’d pick up the dog.
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
Sam seems to have the problem licked….
Willow Mt Lyon almost 11 years ago
Sweet.
brklnbern almost 11 years ago
Feed a dog and he’ll love you. Reminds me of the joke the great George Jessel told. Arguing with his sister about her wastrel boy friend, the sister declares that he is so good that dogs chase after him and lick his hands. Jessel replies, well if he’d wipe his hands after eating a meal that wouldn’t happen.
gcarlson almost 11 years ago
Had an idea of performing “A Fellow Needs a Girl” with my wife and one of the dogs. I would do all the singing, about how a man needs a woman to listen to him, believe in him, etc. On the final line, “My kind of girl is you,” I’d pick up the dog.