Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 21, 2014

I don’t think you can get standard transmission with one of those, but I hope he’s not sitting on the shift nob….

Jeanne-Claudia, grande dame

Jean-Claude’s van…damn!

Hoover, a grand dam

Ok, I’m done… I promise.

Nobody here?

Don’t make me post another one.I promised.

Susan, come on, just one more…..

He did that move just to show off his Grand Prix.

@Susan, hats off to you again! Great puns.

I want a like button. I’ll never “flag” anyone.

That’s Jean-Claude van Doggone, to those of use that don’t swear.

Ahhhh. The fun and joy of rhyme. Great job all !!

I know it wouldn’t fit the gag, but he looks more like he should be driving a Trans Am.

I wondered what that commercial was…

J.C.V.D.:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10

A Hollywood producer once called Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude van Damme, and Arnold Schwartzenegger into his office, told them he was making an action-adventure film about famous composers, and asked them who they’d like to play.“Well, I’ve always liked Giacomo Puccini,” said Stallone, “so I’ll play Giacomo Puccini.”Van Damme said, “I have always admired Claude Debussy, so I will play Claude Debussy.”“What about you, Arnold?” asked the producer.“I’ll be Bach.”

I’d rather have a Jean Claude TRANS-am tho!