Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 24, 2014

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    jemgirl81  over 10 years ago

    You’re too old for me. I only date e-readers. Haha

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago

    The chiropractor’s office is two doors down.

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    tuna1  over 10 years ago

    Book him on one count of using a cheesy pick up line in public.

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    clacou  over 10 years ago

    seriously! You are judging me by my cover?

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    NoCents  over 10 years ago

    It was bound to happen.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Oh, baby. Lick your thumb and turn my pages. (I suspect he’s one of those dirty books.)

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    Plods with ...™  over 10 years ago

    Nice!

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    dflak  over 10 years ago

    Turning over a new leaf. She can read him like a book (C’mon guys, it was too obvious).

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    xpurplezebra  over 10 years ago

    Sorry, I’m already booked.

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    Jml58  over 10 years ago

    She shouldn´t judge the book by it´s cover.

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    heatherjasper  over 10 years ago

    If you stroke his spine, he won’t try to kill you…No, wait, that’s Harry Potter.

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    Chris Sherlock  over 10 years ago

    She reads his intentions quite well, mark my words!

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