Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 03, 2014

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    Bilan  over 10 years ago

    main·te·nance lights: noun \ˈmānt-nən(t)s\ \ˈlīts\1: Those aches and pains you discover when getting out of bed.

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    finale  over 10 years ago

    Black tape over the light.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 10 years ago

    The “pay a mechanic soon” light on my truck cost me big time when last it popped up.

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    oldschool434  over 10 years ago

    If Goat is “Rent a Wreck”, is Pastis “Cash for Clunkers”??

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    Hillbillyman  over 10 years ago

    I hate that D$%# Rat!!!

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    Reppr Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Cut the wire!

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    puddlesplatt  over 10 years ago

    lead in gone, and they don’t make it anymore…sad

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    Sisyphos  over 10 years ago

    Rat waxes poetic, but is still the same old Rat. More unrehabilitated than Don Rickles.

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    Gokie5  over 10 years ago

    My turn signal has been blinking for several years, people tell me, but I haven’t noticed it yet.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 10 years ago

    Unfortunately, we can’t just drop Rat into a car crusher… he’s too small.

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    Number Three  over 10 years ago

    Rat needs to change his idiotic ways.

    But that’ll never happen in a month of Sundays.

    xxx

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    Dabattlebacca  over 10 years ago

    What did Rat crash into? A 747?

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 10 years ago

    There was such a company called Rent A Wreck.Their motto was “Don’t Let The Name Fool You”.

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    lmonteros  over 10 years ago

    The maintenance light on my life has been on so long, the battery is nearly discharged.

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    knight1192a  over 10 years ago

    Better rent-a-wreck than buy-a-wreck.

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