Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 03, 2014
April 02, 2014
April 04, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: I think I need to make some changes. Goat: Why do you say that? Rat: Because I woke up this morning and the maintenance light on my live was blinking. Goat: You should trade in the whole car. Rat: Pipe down, mister rent-a-wreck.
Bilan over 10 years ago
main·te·nance lights: noun \ˈmānt-nən(t)s\ \ˈlīts\1: Those aches and pains you discover when getting out of bed.
finale over 10 years ago
Black tape over the light.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
The “pay a mechanic soon” light on my truck cost me big time when last it popped up.
oldschool434 over 10 years ago
If Goat is “Rent a Wreck”, is Pastis “Cash for Clunkers”??
Hillbillyman over 10 years ago
I hate that D$%# Rat!!!
Reppr Premium Member over 10 years ago
Cut the wire!
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
lead in gone, and they don’t make it anymore…sad
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Rat waxes poetic, but is still the same old Rat. More unrehabilitated than Don Rickles.
Gokie5 over 10 years ago
My turn signal has been blinking for several years, people tell me, but I haven’t noticed it yet.
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
Unfortunately, we can’t just drop Rat into a car crusher… he’s too small.
Number Three over 10 years ago
Rat needs to change his idiotic ways.
But that’ll never happen in a month of Sundays.
xxx
Dabattlebacca over 10 years ago
What did Rat crash into? A 747?
Lyons Group, Inc. over 10 years ago
There was such a company called Rent A Wreck.Their motto was “Don’t Let The Name Fool You”.
lmonteros over 10 years ago
The maintenance light on my life has been on so long, the battery is nearly discharged.
knight1192a over 10 years ago
Better rent-a-wreck than buy-a-wreck.