Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 12, 2014
April 11, 2014
April 13, 2014
Transcript:
Pig; Rat's decided he's no longer gonna make direct eye contact with others. He says it makes him too nervous. Goat; How stupid. Doesn't he have a date tonight? Pig: Yeah, but he says he can still be a great conversationalist. Rat: They really need to re-point this wall.
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
Actually, Rat’s doing that girl a favor by turning his face away.
Ida No almost 11 years ago
Draw a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon on the wall. That’ll turn her on.
JusSayin almost 11 years ago
Wear dark sunglasses, say you have sensitive, deep blue eyes.
Bilan almost 11 years ago
Isn’t that the same girl that dated Pastis yesterday?Dang. She has to learn to do better.
WCLamb almost 11 years ago
@Bilan – My thoughts exactly. Stephan’s leftovers?
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
if you don’t look at them, you can’t care if they are ugly, just don’t fall in Love.
oldschool434 almost 11 years ago
That’ just creepy…..
Ichabod Ferguson almost 11 years ago
No need for such theatrics. Just put a bag over her head.
Gokie5 almost 11 years ago
Hey, pun lovers, see today’s “Mother Goose and Grimm.”
http://www.seattlepi.com/comics-and-games/fun/Mgoose/
Dabattlebacca almost 11 years ago
How about he uses Bob’s Blind Dates. Dates are 100% blind 90% of the time!
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
What’s wrong with the wall?
Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Just look at her mouth when she talks. That’s what I do. Drives people nuts.
claire de la lune. almost 11 years ago
okay.
claire de la lune. almost 11 years ago
there. 20 comments looks much better than 19.
alantain over 1 year ago
Really? I can make other people nervous with direct eye contact. I can see into your soul. Bwahahaha!