Darth is driving the car. He wants Jar-Jar Binks to know about his son. Darth is afraid that Jar-Jar will try to get Luke to go out with Jar-Jar’s daughter, Jo-Jo. Darth doesn’t want that. He thinks Jo-Jo is beneath Luke and that Luke can do a lot better.
Jar-Jar has just found out that Luke and Jo-Jo are going out with each other. He knows that Jo-Jo can do a lot better than Luke. He must come up with a plan to get rid of Luke.
Jar-Jar has what he thinks is a fool proof plan. It involves a Wookie. Jo-Jo has always liked a hairy boyfriend. Now, If Jar-Jar can just get the Wookie away from a princess that the Wookie is going with.
Jar-Jar, being extremely wealthy, knows what he can do. He will buy and spaceship. He’ll need somebody to pilot that spaceship. Maybe Princess Leia would make a good pilot. No sense in letting the males have all the fun.
Jar-Jar has bought his spaceship. A new one and has fitted it with a little problem. It will run out of fuel between the galaxies. Princess Leia will be out of the way and Jo-Jo will have the Wookie.
Princess Leia is amazed by the new spaceship. She does have a few doubts about why Jar-Jar wants her to pilot it. But, the fact that he is paying her the same amount that he would pay a man made her take the job.
Princess Leia is in the pilot seat and ready to take off. Jar-Jar is smiling. He thinks the Wookie can now date Jo-Jo. There is only one problem. Jo-Jo is on board with Princess Leia and they are headed off to get married. The plan has worked quit well. This was the only way to get together on another planet. The Wookie was also in on it. He is smiling. Jar-Jar doesn’t know a thing. But he will and too late to do anything about it. The end.
tmt over 10 years ago
Good one!
Matty-Big'OL-Head over 10 years ago
1999… Bruce Willis is a ghost.
katina.cooper over 10 years ago
Oh no!!!! Now they’ve gone and spoiled the movie.
The Rolling Cat over 10 years ago
Heard about it even before I saw the movie, so this can’t spoil it for me.
beerhunter12 over 10 years ago
Han Solo shot first!!!
katina.cooper over 10 years ago
I’ll start a storyline for this tomorrow. Maybe they’ll get the hint.
katina.cooper over 10 years ago
Alright, it’s time.
Darth is driving the car. He wants Jar-Jar Binks to know about his son. Darth is afraid that Jar-Jar will try to get Luke to go out with Jar-Jar’s daughter, Jo-Jo. Darth doesn’t want that. He thinks Jo-Jo is beneath Luke and that Luke can do a lot better.
katina.cooper over 10 years ago
Jar-Jar has just found out that Luke and Jo-Jo are going out with each other. He knows that Jo-Jo can do a lot better than Luke. He must come up with a plan to get rid of Luke.
katina.cooper over 10 years ago
Jar-Jar has what he thinks is a fool proof plan. It involves a Wookie. Jo-Jo has always liked a hairy boyfriend. Now, If Jar-Jar can just get the Wookie away from a princess that the Wookie is going with.
katina.cooper over 10 years ago
Jar-Jar, being extremely wealthy, knows what he can do. He will buy and spaceship. He’ll need somebody to pilot that spaceship. Maybe Princess Leia would make a good pilot. No sense in letting the males have all the fun.
katina.cooper over 10 years ago
Jar-Jar has bought his spaceship. A new one and has fitted it with a little problem. It will run out of fuel between the galaxies. Princess Leia will be out of the way and Jo-Jo will have the Wookie.
katina.cooper over 10 years ago
Princess Leia is amazed by the new spaceship. She does have a few doubts about why Jar-Jar wants her to pilot it. But, the fact that he is paying her the same amount that he would pay a man made her take the job.
katina.cooper over 10 years ago
Princess Leia is in the pilot seat and ready to take off. Jar-Jar is smiling. He thinks the Wookie can now date Jo-Jo. There is only one problem. Jo-Jo is on board with Princess Leia and they are headed off to get married. The plan has worked quit well. This was the only way to get together on another planet. The Wookie was also in on it. He is smiling. Jar-Jar doesn’t know a thing. But he will and too late to do anything about it. The end.