Not boyfriend, that requires a commitment… That is so not me. And Stalker would require infatuation and that takes too much effort.Sooo… how about friend with benefits? Or booty call partner?
What’s the difference? Depending on the jurisdiction, one to five years in jail and the same number of years with a limited pool of potential sex partners, whether you want it or not.
HA, I got to it without your help from today, John, by going to the previous one, tapping your link, going from there to the current one.Easy as 3.141592654 — or was it pie? I can never remember.
favm over 10 years ago
If you don’t know the difference, you are a stalker
Airman over 10 years ago
Stalker, my foot. She just told him that she has an STD.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction over 10 years ago
“I don’t claim STAND YOUR GROUND law in response to my boyfriend. Hasta la vista, stalker.”
kennowenster over 10 years ago
Depends upon how good-looking you are.
wrwallaceii over 10 years ago
Not boyfriend, that requires a commitment… That is so not me. And Stalker would require infatuation and that takes too much effort.Sooo… how about friend with benefits? Or booty call partner?
pcolli over 10 years ago
He’s got more than one of both!
Calvins Brother over 10 years ago
Depends on how much money you have.
Plods with ...™ over 10 years ago
About 300 feet.
ladykat over 10 years ago
Ummm – one will get you sent to jail
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction over 10 years ago
Come on, John, you’re late directing us to the original art
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 10 years ago
Here’s the link to the original art and some other silliness.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 10 years ago
Well done. I came home from a comic convention last night and was so tired that I went to bed very early. So no link until now. Sorry!
RedSamRackham over 10 years ago
1’s presence is appreciated & welcome; the other’s is an unwelcome intrusion. ☺
klunker rider over 10 years ago
Dude sorry but when you were drunk last night we used a marker to draw a silly mustache on you.
bmckee over 10 years ago
What’s the difference? Depending on the jurisdiction, one to five years in jail and the same number of years with a limited pool of potential sex partners, whether you want it or not.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction over 10 years ago
HA, I got to it without your help from today, John, by going to the previous one, tapping your link, going from there to the current one.Easy as 3.141592654 — or was it pie? I can never remember.
vldazzle over 10 years ago
My only stalker was my Ex-husband = BIG difference!There were many reasons I divorced him.