Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 01, 2014

Didn’t Carmen mean she’s simpaticA with dogs? Anyway, would she settle for eating a piece of kibble instead of a biscuit?

I used to when I was a kid, I liked the black ones, I think they were charcoal flavored. Ok, I was a strange child!

Poncho – Dog – Poncho – Dog – Nope, can’t be the same genes!

Since we are into the world of strange but true, I tasted the gravy from canned dog food once ! Boy are we all weird ! But love-able.

Why not Carman? Poncho eats yours and Chaz food.

Funny, my cats beg for our food, I tell them I don’t eat YOUR food- do I? So you don’t get to eat MY food. However my husband lets them lick the cats whrn he eats tuna or sardines. Of course as soon as he starts to eat they start the begging, but I tell he he started it, so live with it.

Carmen should be thankful Poncho wasn’t thinking of rooting through the garbage bin.

Get on all fours, Carmen. Oh never mind. Poncho isn’t on all fours.

“Really, some of my best friends are dogs!”

A friend worked in a dog food factory ages ago, a part time job while in college, her & her buddies really like the dog biscuits when they were fresh from the oven!

I think she’s misunderstanding – Poncho wants to be given a dog biscuit.

Sweet biscuits!

During my formative years, regular biscuits were OK but the ones that were supposed to clean teeth were way too crunchy because of all the little pieces of bone in them.

Okay, okay, not to hijack this thread or anything, but I need to know what kind of dog you guys think Poncho is. I’m writing a fan fiction short story starring Poncho, Pig, Bucky, and Nancy (among other characters from the comics) and I need a better description of Poncho. With his big head and square jaw I’m thinking he’s more pit bull than anything else.

But I may be remiss. Any and all suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

Jewels.

Although I’m sure Paul wouldn’t be happy with that…

SORRY PAUL!

…April Fool’s?