Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 02, 2014

Boring? No, no…Boring is a town in Oregon.

IS there even anything IN Walla Walla?

No booze?

Should have gone to Wagga Wagga.

There’s a street in Santa Barbara that translates to “Get Out if You Can” (Salsipuedes).

Didn’t Jack Benny tell the story of a man who contracted beri beri in Walla Walla?

Anybody ever been to Peculiar Missouri?

Besides me?

When President Reagan was asked, “How did your visit go with Bishop Tutu?” he replied: “So-so.”

Walla Walla is famous, thanks to Bugs Bunny! ;-)

In Washington State saying you spent time in Walla Walla implies you were at the state penitentiary.

Wife and I spent a night in a B&B in Dildo, Newfoundland in June, ’03. Nearby is the town of South Dildo. In the northern part of the island is Dildo Run Provincial Park.

It’s Cosmo’s own fault for not following Boston Charlie on to Kalamazoo.

This comes directly from Ronald Reagan, who was asked, How did your visit go with Bishop Tutu?And Reagan replied, so so.

I once traveled to Why, Arizona..I should say traveled straight through..Why…….Not?

boldyama, whynot is in north carolina near asheboro

Walla Walla has a very good college and a great and growing wine industry. Just the place for a parent to visit!!

You are boring yourself so don’t judge.

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