Overboard by Chip Dunham for April 23, 2014
Transcript:
Rotator cuff surgery, huh? Yup last week. So you're going to miss the big spring migration? Yeah, well, I guess the week aren't meant to- this kind of goes against only the strong survive, doesn't it, Jonas? Oh, you could be stronger later.. For now, just grab a magazine and relax.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 10 years ago
The Captain has extinguished the "Fasten Seatbelts’ sign. Feel free to move about the cabin, but do not loiter near the forward lavatory.
Charlie Fogwhistle over 10 years ago
How far can a rat plane get on a thimble full of gas?
Bilan over 10 years ago
I didn’t even know that butterflies have shoulders.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 10 years ago
I’m not crying. I have an allergy. ‘Sniff.’
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago
Once the other butterflies get a look at Business Class on Jonah Air, they are all going to want to ride!
Allan CB Premium Member over 10 years ago
Welcome First Class Passengers, to Overboard Air. After we’re airborne, please feel free to put your seat in the lie down position, and sleep like a baby. We’ll spritz you with warm toilet and ‘bottom of the dumpster’ water, to help you relax even more. Our on board meals for today include road kill and a side salad. While our non-human food passengers can have a delicious vegan dinner of bits of pink insulation, plastic coated wires, and foam peanuts. The seat in front of you has a 10 milometer screen with over 100 movies to choose from. Captain Jonas does recommend “Ratatouille” today.
Now, when I’m finished speaking, please stay quite, and listen to our Head Stewardess Ellie, as she gives you important information in regards to safety.
Thank you again for flying Overboard Air, and have a wonderful day.
Allan CB Premium Member over 10 years ago
Hello … btw to instigator (wink), dry (hug), Shikamoo (hug) and everyone else (wave)
instigator20 over 10 years ago
Good Morning Crew,You missed your calling Allan ! Woof ! Woof !Have a GREAT DAY MATIE’S
She Mc over 10 years ago
This is such a lovely, kind strip, wish the world was more like it!!! thanks X
cstewart23 over 10 years ago
I thwarted evolution like that once. There was a guy walking down the street texting and about to get hit in the head by a bus’s descending ramp and I warned him to look out.
dzw3030 over 10 years ago
A kind, thoughtful ’toon today. Thanks, I needed that…
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago
Me waving back!
Is there an extra charge for 23 pieces of luggage?
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 10 years ago
Good Evening Crew!
Allan, well done!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 10 years ago
Jonas is SUCH a sweet little guy!
rgcviper over 10 years ago
Now THAT’S service!
Enjoyed your pre-flight talk, Allan. You ever think of going into flying in some way?
Good Evening, Crew.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 10 years ago
That was to be " a nice thing to do…."
Shikamoo Premium Member over 10 years ago
Hi Grog, how was your Easter?
Shikamoo Premium Member over 10 years ago
Good Evening Crew!