Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 21, 2014

Most people make an ass of themselves. Pig’s ass works the other way.

I’ll be the first to ask: How did they butt-dial without pants?

Considering neither of them is wearing pants, or have any pockets, why was their phone is close proximity to their butt?

Think about it over breakfast!

HOW OLD IS PASTIS?!?

He’s looking in all the wrong places if the only ones he meets with articulate butts are pigs.

Slightly relevant: http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2014-03-30/ with Wally’s punch line.

I dunno… my butt can be quite musical!

So… if Pig sends you a text…. you’d rather read anything butt?

Pants: They place their phones on their chairs to keep them close.What is astounding is that Pig’s butt-texting exhibits spelling and grammar superior to his own.

“Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone” heard it in a song……………If one does have a phone in a back pocket and one passes gas……………

Ah, it’s finally clear to me… I used to think it was “My buttocks.” Now I know it’s “My butt talks!”

Then there was the guy who stopped using the sixth letter, whose parents had no sisters, and who quit smoking…no Fs, aunts or butts!

I suppose that, when you have no pockets and have to body pack your phone, “butt-dialing” takes on a whole new meaning.

Is someone going to make a bad pun about wise cracks?

Could someone explain why anyone keeps their phone in their back pocket?

Could someone explain why anyone keeps their phone in their back pocket?

“Help! Some pig is setting on me.”

I wonder how many followers Ace Ventura’s butt has on Twitter…

Hilarious!

xxx

go go auto correct!

A cloth handkerchief, flat comb. Now That I think about it, carrying even that little is a habit with not much utility.

Ooooh, I like the flowers in the background.These little things please me.