Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 22, 2014
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Transcript:
Goat: So do you lemmings do everything together? Lemmings: I dunno. Why? Goat: Well, what if just one of you wants to go out on a date or something? What then? Woman: I was hoping for something more intimate. Lemming 1: Just ignore them. Lemming 2: Hey! I can see down her blouse.
Ida No almost 11 years ago
Sometimes, it’s good to be the one on the bottom.
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
On the plus side, they can all fit into her bed at once.:BTW, let’s all flag eclectoman.
davbart92663 almost 11 years ago
Let’s see.. the top lemming has eye contact. #2 looks down her blouse. #3 holds her hand. #4 strokes her knee. Bottom gets to play footsie under the table.How more intimate does she want?
cdgar almost 11 years ago
I flagged eclectoman for having an ugly avatar and for the comment. Don’t like the strip? Then go away!
mikeandersonwa almost 11 years ago
Don’t like it, then don’t read it. That’s the beautiful thing about the world in which we live. Nobody is forcing you to read or watch anything. I love this comic, and think today’s comic was as funny as they always are.
ROB8764 almost 11 years ago
Eclectoman needs a date with the lemmings. Pastis we enjoy the strip!!!! Go to a book-signing event.
Reppr Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Who is Lemming #1 talking to, the girl or Lemming #2?
me almost 11 years ago
If you think this joke is slimy, rather than funny, you probably won’t enjoy Pearls Before Swine , as a rule. That is the sense of humor here.
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
my …what a kill joy!
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
So this attractive woman (by Cartoon-Boy standards) goes out on a date with a heap of lemmings? What’s wrong with this picture? —Not to mention that one of the lemmings seems to be a bit of a lecherous sod….
alfracto almost 11 years ago
And you are here why?? ?!
burkeknight almost 11 years ago
1. You don’t like it, stop reading it.2. You seem to do more negative comments than anything else, so I doubt the people that matter will even look twice at what you say.3. Looking at your profile here, you sure are full of yourself, and rather fixated on yourself. Get a life!
Defective almost 11 years ago
What comment are you people referring to? I see no bad comments!
@Three Steps: His question was rhetorical. Imagine, if you will, if the first lemming was actually saying it to the second lemming. Completely different joke, and since he said it BEFORE the second lemming said anything, he knows his friend very well!
Number Three almost 11 years ago
It’s like they’re super glued to each other.
xxx
alfracto almost 11 years ago
Or I make a fool of myself by getting a name wrong!
WoodEye almost 11 years ago
This must be interspecies dating week… See Big Top.
Snoopy_Fan almost 11 years ago
Hey, lady… Your on a date with lemmings!!!!
gocomics almost 11 years ago
At least it’s not gerbils: Richard Gere and the gerbils
The Winy Child almost 11 years ago
bottom lemming is having FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jackproarty almost 7 years ago
Wait…..Shouldn’t they be way dead by now?