I remember a Superman story once where the IRS was after him for back taxes, then the story ended with the IRS realizing that Superman could take dependency deductions from two hundred million dependents: all the Americans he helped during the course of his career. Of course, this was nonsense since none of the two hundred million Americans were personally related to him, but still, good story, right?
Other clients:“There you go. We had you fired last year so now you have no income to pay taxes on.”“There you go. We gave all your possessions to charity.”
Kali39 over 10 years ago
I remember a Superman story once where the IRS was after him for back taxes, then the story ended with the IRS realizing that Superman could take dependency deductions from two hundred million dependents: all the Americans he helped during the course of his career. Of course, this was nonsense since none of the two hundred million Americans were personally related to him, but still, good story, right?
Kali39 over 10 years ago
And on the same topic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akrxuXmm78EBest. MST3K. Promo. Ever.
alan.gurka over 10 years ago
With medical deductions limited to over 10% of his gross income, he’s going to need more injuries than that. Better take his spleen out, too!
Aussie Down Under over 10 years ago
Time travel must make you grow. Winky has certainly grown taller ……and still has a spleen.
DavidAo over 10 years ago
Ouch! Bet he would a less painful way to get some deductions.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 10 years ago
Dr Mel would tax his patience . . . . ☻
pcolli over 10 years ago
Does this mean that Dr Mel hasn’t got his money safely stashed on various planets?
Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago
Other clients:“There you go. We had you fired last year so now you have no income to pay taxes on.”“There you go. We gave all your possessions to charity.”
westny77 over 10 years ago
For crying out loud you would rather get hurt than pay taxes.What about medical bills.