Dove soap: ...And that's when I learned about where the sun don't shine! Lotion: I thought you said he was known for his clean humor?
I wonder what his mother washes his mouth out with for those dirty jokes?
Well… he’s the sort of soap you find in bars.It’s not that his material is dirty … he cleans it up for this kind of crowd….
But he’s still a bar comedian…. I’ve seen him near a towel bar, too …. and after some suds, he thinks he can slip in a few unexpected cracks.
Hey, look, it’s a soap on a rope!That’s a mike. He’s a comedian.Oh. Well how can a soap do stand-up?He’s wearing slippers.Green fuzzy slippers?He can’t see too well. He’s got soap in his eye.
Reminds me of the joke about the nuns in the bath.
Thanks gopher!Where ya been jreckard?And mornin’ Dog…even if you didn’t mean me….
Hey… I was thinking that guy looked familiar….I think he’s had a close shave or two with “Legs” O’Carrol.
Lost his rope at an early age.
His act became sticky ever since he discovered he was more lotion than soap.
He’s wondering if this joke gonna float.
0.56% impure - must be Ivory disguised as Dove
Are we sure that soap bar didn’t do time in prison? That might explain where his humor is coming from…
I thought he was talking about Seattle.
He does his best work at the orifice…
Just turn the other cheek.
What, a toiletry with a potty mouth?
Well if that doesn’t take the cake!
bigger Nate over 10 years ago
I wonder what his mother washes his mouth out with for those dirty jokes?
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Well… he’s the sort of soap you find in bars.It’s not that his material is dirty … he cleans it up for this kind of crowd….
But he’s still a bar comedian…. I’ve seen him near a towel bar, too …. and after some suds, he thinks he can slip in a few unexpected cracks.
jreckard over 10 years ago
Hey, look, it’s a soap on a rope!That’s a mike. He’s a comedian.Oh. Well how can a soap do stand-up?He’s wearing slippers.Green fuzzy slippers?He can’t see too well. He’s got soap in his eye.
pcolli over 10 years ago
Reminds me of the joke about the nuns in the bath.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Thanks gopher!Where ya been jreckard?And mornin’ Dog…even if you didn’t mean me….
Hey… I was thinking that guy looked familiar….I think he’s had a close shave or two with “Legs” O’Carrol.
joe piglet Premium Member over 10 years ago
Lost his rope at an early age.
Toonerific over 10 years ago
His act became sticky ever since he discovered he was more lotion than soap.
Hillbillyman over 10 years ago
He’s wondering if this joke gonna float.
Auntie Socialist over 10 years ago
0.56% impure - must be Ivory disguised as Dove
StratmanRon over 10 years ago
Are we sure that soap bar didn’t do time in prison? That might explain where his humor is coming from…
popomatic over 10 years ago
I thought he was talking about Seattle.
meowlin over 10 years ago
He does his best work at the orifice…
Fan o’ Lio. over 10 years ago
Just turn the other cheek.
TIMH over 10 years ago
What, a toiletry with a potty mouth?
The Rolling Cat over 10 years ago
Well if that doesn’t take the cake!