Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for April 06, 2014

And they’re wallet-sized.

Not in Ebonics

Real credit cards are made from the fake plastic stuff.

Face in the drink (glass, not goblet).

There’s no “e” in mahogany…

And it is “MistressCard”, not “MisterCard”.

Sign of the beast in the card. I am not surprised.

Anyone notice the brand name on the card? Years ago there was a show (can’t remember what it was now), that parodied a MasterCard Commercial as MisterCard.