Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 11, 2014
Transcript:
Jeffrey: Ah...the leaves are blooming and we won't see freezing temperatures for at least the next 4 months! Danae: Yeah, it feels great after that long, cold winter we had. Jeffrey: Well...yes and no. Danae: Huh? What do you mean, Jeffrey? Jeffrey: Once the zombie apocalypse arrives, we'll be hoping for a long, freezing winter because the zombies will become frozen solid for months, making it easy to...shall we say...thin the herd. *Heh heh* Danae: Can we move someplace where there aren't any stinky, booger-brained boys?!! Ned: Ask me again when you're a teenager and I'll look into it.
primalcoach over 10 years ago
I’ve always had the feeling I’m a lesbian trapped in a male body!
Zero-Gabriel over 10 years ago
@Jeffrey
Don’t EVER Stop being you!!
flyertom over 10 years ago
So that’s why “The Walking Dead” is filmed in Georgia! Freeze-ups are rare, and the storyline would stall. Up here in the Northeast, we’d be able to catch up every winter.
js305 over 10 years ago
Enough is enough, I’m going to look at this comic, and others, on some other website. Too many ads and popups. Do you hear that Gocomics??
tripwire45 over 10 years ago
I would have thought Danae would have been all over this “thinning the herd” action.
Q4horse over 10 years ago
No, the self replicating robots, not the Zombies will be our doom.
Enkerli over 10 years ago
That’s one way to discuss gender issues…
westny77 over 10 years ago
And if you do you’re probably a lesbian
Variety is the spice of life. Gives you more choices.
tygrkhat40 over 10 years ago
The only reason that Danae isn’t down with the idea of slaughtering frozen zombie hoards is that Jeffrey came up with the idea first.
dabugger over 10 years ago
Danae, don’t you know when Jeffrey is putting you on?
She Mc over 10 years ago
Sounds like you need a hug!!! happy Mothers day everyone X
KEA over 10 years ago
Thanks Wiley for not taking the ’I’ll do a stupid holiday strip’ path.
Ernest Lemmingway over 10 years ago
He just says that because he knows it irritates Danae. Revenge of the Nerd.
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
Jeffrey seems to forget…. just because you saw the Z.A. happen in the future, doesn’t mean it will really happen. Or at least happen when or how you think it will happen..Social media has already made inroads…. the Z.A. may be closer than we think….
Enoki over 10 years ago
Or a place where there are no needy, whiny, conniving girls?
Varnes over 10 years ago
So happy to see Jeffrey. Did you ever notice that even though Danae thinks he’s one of her minions, he’s usually kind of in charge more than she is? She really doesn’t have much luck with Jeffrey when it comes to outsmarting him…That’s why she thinks she hates him…….Can’t beat ’im, might as well give him a wedgie..
Varnes over 10 years ago
dabugger, the last two panels show me she does know…Panel 5 is an instant classic….Never seen Jeffrey look better The look on his face is great…Never seen him look better…He’s a hero to the little booger brained boy inside me….And look at Danae……She’s looking right at the reader…..That shows she understands what Jeffrey’s doing…The look on her face is like a statement to the audience that says, “Can you believe that? I can’t believe I fell for it…”. ….In my opinion, that is where the punch line is in this one….The last panel is more like an epilogue….
Marblypup over 10 years ago
‘Teenager’? Danae goes back to at least ’98. She must be an adult midget!
Marblypup over 10 years ago
Oops! That was meant to be a comment on tomorrow’s strip (if you see what I mean). [blush]