Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 14, 2014

half the fun of having feet is red goose shoes

I would never eat anything that came out of an animal’s mouth. Now get me some eggs.

OK, I read that wrong. I thought it said ‘Stinkbug on a Stick.’ Maybe someday, someone will find a use for those invasive critters. Cicadas might be edible, but those stinky things are not.

Why don’t fried eggs taste like fried chicken?

Or the reoccurring crunch!