Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for April 11, 2014

The Dude abides.

This is gold!

I suppose this makes beer pong the ultimate social distraction game.

And that is how folks like me play sports without injury.

Something I’ve said for years: “If you can do it while drinking beer and smoking, it’s not a sport, it’s an activity.”

“Does he have a concussion?”

“No, he’s drunk.”