Monty by Jim Meddick for May 02, 2014

I’ve eaten at Sbarro, and I’d rather have the entrails coming out of my mouth.

The future, she can discern.That whole sky on top, dirt on the bottom….wheels touching the ground business…that part…not so much.

I don’t think we have Sbarro’s in my locale—at least, I’ve never noticed one—, so I had to look it up on Wiki, which seems to suggest that the chain has serious financial problems and is headed for its second round of bankruptcy in just the last few years. The old gypsy probably needs new glasses; Monty, on the other hand, seems now more likely to die of a terror-induced heart attack….

Sounds like Monty’s kind of place…Hope Jim got paid in cash!

I read that in addition to it’s rest-area, mall food-court standard locations, there is one-count’em-one real stand-alone Sbarro’s restaurant.

she’s my kind of crystal ball reader.

I wonder if Meddick gets paid for product placement? He does it often. Is he simply hoping to get paid, or is a form of satire?

Spaghetti is definitely one of those things you want to eat at a table. I’m sure his car has enough food on the floor already.

I’m pretty sure I ate at a Sbarro’s once years ago. Although I can’t remember how it was, evidently I didn’t feel like going back.

As I recall, Sbarro was Michael’s favorite authentic New York pizza place on The Office.

Good catch, gypsy.

I dunno. Sbarro’s is going to have a talk with Mr. Meddick about comparing their spaghetti to entrails.