VOGON CAPTAIN:Mister Halfrunt, I have just wiped out half of my crew!
GAG HALFRUNT:I zink zis iz probably perfectly normal behaviour for a Vogon. Ze natural and healthy channelling of aggressive instincts into acts of senseless violence -
VOGON CAPTAIN:That is exactly what you always say!!
GAG HALFRUNT:Vell, I zink zat iz probably perfectly normal behavior for a psychiatrist. Ah! Exzellent! Eh, eh, ve are clearly both very vell adjusted in our mental attitudes today. Heh-hehheh.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 10 years ago
It enrages me to the point I want to rip off your head and shove that pencil through your ear canal.
“Yes, I think we’re done here. Would you be so good as to pay your bill on your way out and never return. That would be great. Thanks.”
tuggrover about 10 years ago
LOL… it’s funny, I’m a therapist and it’s really a myth that’s all us therapists ask our clients. Still funny though.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 10 years ago
I’m feeling shrink wrapped
Nobody_Important about 10 years ago
Feeling indifferent to your question…..
markzwaan about 10 years ago
Reminds me of this conversation:
VOGON CAPTAIN:Mister Halfrunt, I have just wiped out half of my crew!
GAG HALFRUNT:I zink zis iz probably perfectly normal behaviour for a Vogon. Ze natural and healthy channelling of aggressive instincts into acts of senseless violence -
VOGON CAPTAIN:That is exactly what you always say!!
GAG HALFRUNT:Vell, I zink zat iz probably perfectly normal behavior for a psychiatrist. Ah! Exzellent! Eh, eh, ve are clearly both very vell adjusted in our mental attitudes today. Heh-hehheh.
InstantIsaac about 10 years ago
Hahaha! what a great strip!