Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 20, 2003

Transcript:

"...And now I'd like to turn things over to cousin Jimmy, who'll pay tribute to the zebras from our herd who were killed by lions this year." "The 2003 Courage Awards." "Yeah, this year we lost Paige, Kim, Randy, Barbara, Mitch, Edna, Lorrie, Erin, Stephanie, Pam, Heather, Sid, Amy, Mary Anne, Lisa, Ivona, Alex, Nicole, Peri, Toby, John, Shauna, Maura, Linda, Meredith, Clarke, Sandra, Patrick--" "...Does anyone know what time the open bar closes?"