Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 22, 2003

Transcript:

"This year, we mark the one-year anniversary of the Serengeti Massacre, that terrible day when forty-four of our own were killed by a single den of lions." "The 2003 Courage Awards." "I'd like to ask for a moment of silence to reflect upon those glorious zebras whose lives were cut so short." "...Could the lions at table nine please stop doing the wave?"