Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 02, 2004
August 01, 2004
August 03, 2004
Transcript:
"Hey, Bear...How's your new job going?" "Bad. They canned me because I slept in one day and showed up late for work." "How late were you?" "Five months." "...Hibernation's just killing my career track."
plethora2many about 13 years ago
Bears don’t hibernate
idroppedmygum almost 13 years ago
yeah, hibernation has put me way off too.
miazma Premium Member over 12 years ago
yeah they do I-san Masu
mishield over 11 years ago
Thank you, at least somebody has some idea of what their talking about, instead of comparing the smart people to 2-year-olds
maaam almost 11 years ago
Do your research? From Wikipedia, “What defines hibernation, however, is not the degree of temperature reduction, but the metabolic suppression. (Adult) human-sized bears can, however, lower (aerobic) metabolic rate to some 75% below, so-called, basal metabolic rates, which indicates that bears are hibernators.”
Me is smart people, you is 2-year-oldz.
comicsnerd74 over 9 years ago
You should all just shut up and see that bears DON’T hibernate. And I’m a minor and I know that.