Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 16, 2004
August 15, 2004
August 17, 2004
Transcript:
"Rat got a job managing that pizza parlor downtown.." "The one that no one goes to?" "Yeah, but he's got this new promotion...you can trade in your husband for a pizza." "What? does he really think any woman would do that?" "...and you should know...he never lifts the toilet seat."
DarthRevan over 6 years ago
That’s nice…
SomeOtherGocomicsGuy about 6 years ago
I’d use them all as workers
PBS1! over 4 years ago
A trademark of satire: an intentionally silly or untenable solution.
robert423elliott almost 3 years ago
He won’t lift the seat, he won’t put the seat down! Never happy!!!
buzzfan120 4 months ago
I’ll bet Patty (the wife of Larry the Croc) would want to trade him in for a pizza. I can just imagine her saying to Rat, “He’s a loser. He can’t catch any actual zebras, so he goes out and buys buckets of KFC and tries to fool me into believing it’s zebra meat.”