Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 16, 2004
Transcript:
"Rat got a job managing that pizza parlor downtown.." "The one that no one goes to?" "Yeah, but he's got this new promotion...you can trade in your husband for a pizza." "What? does he really think any woman would do that?" "...and you should know...he never lifts the toilet seat."
I’d use them all as workers