Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 17, 2004

Transcript:

"...Let me get this straight...rat is managing a pizza parlor downtown and he's running a promotion where women can trade in their husbands for a pizza." "Yeah...and some of the women are really trying to push the limits." "Push them how?" "...For the last time, ma'am, I am not giving you a cup of minestrone for your mother-in-law."