Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 12, 2004

Transcript:

"I hear you got a job writing sympathy cards for a greeting card company." "Yeah...listen to this one. It's for people who've lost a mother-in-law." " "There is not much that can be said when your in-law winds up dead..." " "Into your life she always poked. So smile now, For she has croaked." "Sometimes there's a fine line between sympathy and outright congratulations."