Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 09, 2004

Transcript:

"Rat confronts Pig's "future-telling" toaster" "This toaster can't predict anything...Take it back to the store and get a refund. I work hard for my money. I refuse to be ripped off." "Can it wait 'til tomorrow? I told some of our neighbors about the toaster's psychic ability and they're paying me some money for a reading...." "PREPAAAAAAAARE TO BE AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZED!!!" "The Toaster Knows."