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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 10, 2004
December 09, 2004
December 11, 2004
Transcript:
"Hi, Rat...I just want you to know that I'm having a "celebrate Alphonse" potluck dinner night at my house on Tuesday...Just a chance for my friends to gather together and share a little bit about what I mean to them." "Dude...You don't get it...You're a pathetic, needy, oblivious, drama queen loser...Nobody likes you...Go away...Never come back." "Can I put you down for a jello ring?"
Well, you did say he was oblivious. Maybe try closing the door next time. Or maybe move and not tell anyone.