Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 06, 2005

Transcript:

"Alright, folks, the Homeowners Association meeting will now come to order... Tonight we'll need to cover the repainting of the common fence, as well as unit 44's complaint about unit 21's excessive use of the guest parking slots." "...And this..." "...And a complaint from the owner of unit 19 that the new owners of unit 13 are... are... Trying to eat him???" "Lies! Lies!" "And more lies!"