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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 25, 2005
Transcript:
"Hi... Can I help you?" "Yes, uh, my social life has been pretty sad and lonely as of late, and I was wondering if you could give me some times for meeting women..." "Sir..." "Ma'am?" "...The department of social services is not here to improve your social life." "Oh... Heeey, you doing anything this Friday?"
mail2jbl about 9 years ago
Nice recovery, I guess…
No One in Particular about 3 years ago
If she says she’ll go out with him, then technically it IS improving his social life.
Drunk Larry almost 2 years ago
Style change!