Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 14, 2005
Transcript:
"Where's Pig today?"<Br>"I sent him to the pet store to buy a guard dog. Or neighborhood's becoming way too dangerous.'<Br>"Whoa... Those dogs cost thousands of dollars... How you gonna afford that?" "Gee, I didn't know they cost that much... Well, I'm sure Pig'll find something within our budget." "...And if you just sense trouble, just quack."
killacowinWA about 13 years ago
And so it begins….(ominous musical overtones)
kush1104 almost 13 years ago
And Guard Duck is born…
sherman035 over 12 years ago
Enter the DUCK!
Gun guy over 12 years ago
Insert theme from “jaws”
Austria about 12 years ago
And pastis said let there be duckamen
will408914 almost 12 years ago
I wonder how he funds his first arsenal?
joeshmo30 over 11 years ago
guard duck!!!
TheFoxtrotMasters about 11 years ago
Shut up dude. Let them have their moment
KZ71 over 10 years ago
So it begins.
mail2jbl almost 9 years ago
Guard Duck!
Dyceiretak over 6 years ago
The best strips are always the ones with Guard duck.
DarthRevan over 6 years ago
Guard duck has arrived.
PBS1! over 5 years ago
I wonder, was Guard Duck supposed to be temporary as Zebra almost was? Because most series like this end with the characters right where they started.
BenjaminSilversten about 5 years ago
G.D.: The beginning of life, or it would be if I hadn’t already said that about the crocs
One Navy Seal over 4 years ago
And so begins. . . Untitled goose game.
Pig111 over 4 years ago
CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DUCKS OF WAR
Buizel over 4 years ago
this is the duck that replaced zebra as one of the main side characters
eipxrhS about 4 years ago
The saga of the one and only GD has begun.
Kirbo over 3 years ago
ducc
All I Feel Is Pain (Everything Is Pain) about 3 years ago
Guard duck
the muppets. over 2 years ago
Oh hail the mighty guard duck
Squirrel Chaser over 2 years ago
And now begins the era of a massive up-surge of anatidaephobia in the PBS universe… (Cue the shrieking violins)
Tomato Dog over 2 years ago
I think he’ll do a little more than quack
hyenaqueen almost 2 years ago
GUARD DUCK!!!
Ultracus almost 2 years ago
The amount of hype this one strip has when you know what comes next is incredible. You’re not even laughing, just so excited.