Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 20, 2005
July 19, 2005
July 21, 2005
Transcript:
"What are you two gonna order?" "I can't decide..." "I know what I want...the three-egg omelette." "Okay, kids...fate's calling. Know that you were loved..." "Oh, my goodness, no! I could never eat an omelette if it's gonna leave a chicken mother suffering for the rest of her life...never! Never!" "Get ahold of yourself, Pig! It's okay...nobody's gonna suffer...I'll talk to the cook and take care of this." "Oh, thank you, Rat! Thank you! Thank you!" "...One barbecued chicken, please."
gocomics about 13 years ago
Actually, omelets are never made from fertilized eggs.
sarya156 over 12 years ago
its still funny though
KZ71 over 10 years ago
Problem solved, I think?
booyahwonie over 9 years ago
It’s sad but funny
comicsnerd74 over 9 years ago
What about…. “And 4 slices of bacon on the side.”
Bob The Croc almost 5 years ago
Once again, THAT IS NOT HOW THINGS WORK!!!
Witherbomb over 4 years ago
They don’t use fertilized eggs in cooking, meaning babies don’t die.
Acererak II over 1 year ago
I like praying mantises. They eat their prey alive, a long, torturous process that can take hours.