Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 20, 2005
July 19, 2005
July 21, 2005
Transcript:
"What are you two gonna order?" "I can't decide..." "I know what I want...the three-egg omelette." "Okay, kids...fate's calling. Know that you were loved..." "Oh, my goodness, no! I could never eat an omelette if it's gonna leave a chicken mother suffering for the rest of her life...never! Never!" "Get ahold of yourself, Pig! It's okay...nobody's gonna suffer...I'll talk to the cook and take care of this." "Oh, thank you, Rat! Thank you! Thank you!" "...One barbecued chicken, please."
What about…. “And 4 slices of bacon on the side.”