Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 04, 2006

Transcript:

"Hey there, Johnny seal...thanks for coming to my birthday party." "My pleasure, Pig. Hey, listen, not to be a pain but is there any way I can be re-seated? You've got me at table seven." "Oh, I'm sorry...I had Rat put together the seating chart for me. Did he stick you at a bad table?" "You could say that." "...And will you be serving food?" "Soon. Very soon."