Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 20, 2006

Transcript:

"Excuse me, pal...is this your produce?" "Yes, officer, it is...is there a problem?" "You BET there's a problem...they just got picked up in a vice sting downtown...listen...either you keep a better eye on your produce, or you and me are gonna have a problem." "Believe me, officer, that's the first time I've ever let my produce leave the house like that...It'll NEVER happen again." "...I think I killed the neighbor's dog."