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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 04, 2006
March 03, 2006
March 05, 2006
Transcript:
"They say that women have a longer average life span than men... Why do you suppose that is?" "Because men die sooner." "In the future, let's try and limit our conversations to "Hi," "Bye," and "Please shut your face."
ReneeZimbodgi over 12 years ago
Because we’re awesome.
deathrider75 over 8 years ago
We die first to escape our spouses for a few years of torrid affairs in heaven.
Clearstream over 8 years ago
Well…I do love Pig..
PBS1! over 5 years ago
[gasp] Pig made sense AGAIN!
PBS1! about 5 years ago
Seriously, why do women have a longer life span?
PBS1! over 4 years ago
Rat may have talked too much in the last panel
Goat from PBS almost 4 years ago
Well, you know… he’s not wrong.