Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 05, 2006

Transcript:

"After much study and research, I have developed a way to eliminate the nation's problems." "And what is that?" "Voila!" "A paper bag you got from the grocery store?" "Wrong... "The Bag O'Bliss"... Allow me to demonstrate." "Ohhh, the war will never end! The country's goin' broke! Our infrastructure's in chaos!! Gas prices are out of control! Holy @#@#!! It's the seventies all over again!!!!" "Bad o'Bliss" "Ahhhhhh... The world's a safe, dark place that smells vaguely of produce." "Bag O'Bliss" "Bag O'Bliss" "Admit it. You're impressed." "Bag O Bliss"